li-izumi:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

*Throws down her Masters in Classical Japanese Language and Literature*

Ok, first of all, having an extra syllable in a haiku is a thing; it’s called ji-amari, so it doesn’t matter if “poem” is one or two syllables (it’s one, but whatever)

You’re all ignoring the most egregious aspect of this “poem”:

THE PLURAL OF HAIKU IS HAIKU!!

THERE IS NO ‘S”!

alittledizzy:

you literally never need to send anyone an ask to tell them that you didn’t read their fic. that is not a thing you need to do. ever. if you can’t get into a fic and you’re just bursting to tell someone, text a friend. tell your dog. walk outside and shout it into the wind. i don’t care what you do but don’t contact the author because the author doesn’t need to know that. 

theconcealedweapon:

Disabled Person: (says something negative)

Abled Person: “Well that’s why you struggle. You’re always being negative. Stop dwelling on your problems and start having some confidence.”

Disabled Person: (says something positive)

Abled Person: “Well clearly you don’t struggle, so you don’t need my help.”

chicklette:

Steve: hey buck remember that time we rode home in the ice truck? And you dated that girl? Remember how hard you worked to win that prize? Lol memories.

Bucky: I can’t believe it’s been 95 years and you still don’t get that I’m gay as fuck for you I played that game to impress you you are blind as shit why do you remember her name you wanna know what I remember your shirt was white and your eyes are as blue as the sky Steve listen to me punk it’s been actually 84 years can we kiss or what