morallogic:

Patton, Angrily: Did he hurt you?!

Virgil: Yes but don’t worry, I’m working on my revenge.

Patton: No you’re not.

Virgil: Look, I know about peace and everything but-

Patton: No Silly goose, I’ll do it. It’d be too obvious if you did it, He won’t see me coming!

Virgil: …………are you okay?

Patton: Never hurt a hufflefriend