morallogic: Patton, Angrily: Did he hurt you?! Virgil: Yes but don’t worry, I’m working on my revenge. Patton: No you’re not. Virgil: Look, I know about peace and everything but- Patton: No Silly goose, I’ll do it. It’d be too obvious if you did it, He won’t see me coming! Virgil: …………are you okay? Patton: Never hurt a hufflefriend
sarcastic-anxious: Patton:*smiles seductively, while swirling a glass of hot chocolate* I am severely emotionally unstable
sides-of-a-sunset: Logan: Roman made me feel things. Virgil: What things? Logan: Feelings. Virgil: He made you feel feelings? Logan: Yes. Virgil: What a bitch.